May 8, 2008

Astonishing?

Jemele Hill:

"It's hard to tell which is more astonishing -- that (Karl) Malone actually feels this way, or that (Demetrius) Bell was able to overcome the heartbreaking reality of being rejected by a parent."

Really? You have a hard time figuring out which is more astonishing? I'll help. The second isn't astonishing at all. It's called life. It's realizing that relying on a parent who could do such a thing would be folly.

Is Demetrius Bell the only guy in the NFL draft who has had little to no contact with their father? I'm going out on a sturdy limb and saying not a chance. Before anyone thinks that's got anything to do with any racial/socioeconomic issues, I'll say that I'm in the same boat as those guys, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

Certainly there are situations where growing up without a father creates situations that must be overcome. However, not having a father around doesn't mean you've got a lot to overcome in and of itself.

I didn't have a father growing up. Still don't. I have a Dad, though, and she did a wonderful job of making me realize that it wasn't me who had anything to overcome.

Happy Mother's Day (a bit early), Mom.

We all know about Buzz by now. I personally had no idea who the guy was until he choked on his foot on HBO.

I write for this site, or blog as the case may be, because I enjoy it. No agenda, no specific vile or venom. And yes Buzz my computer is located in my basement. Additionally I do utilize poor grammar as in my real life I have not had to write much since college.

Buzz I may not be as famous as you, but I have an audience away from the keyboard, having done stand-up for years and radio for six years. So either I have fooled a lot of people or they are interested in what I have to say. I only wish I had been on that panel because I am like you, "I am a man of passion, and my passion got the better of me." And then I probably would have gotten the better of you in the parking lot too.

Here are some excerpts:

Q: And though we're not defending the use of the F-word or condemning it, clearly, there's a place for it in blogging or journalism - for instance, it appeared 21 times in your Vanity Fair profile of Don Imus last year.

A: I am not going to go back to the article and count the number of times the word "fuck" was used. I can tell you this-none of the uses were gratuitous or spur of the moment.


Q: We found the "blogs are dumbing down sports fans" argument to be highly debatable - the exact opposite could be said.

A: In the light of day, I think we are all guilty of the dumbing down not just of sports fans but of society. I was guilty of it on the Costas show.

While I didn't exactly take your attack personally, nor do I think our site qualifies as vile or dumbing down sports, Buzz from me to you: Go Fuck yourself.

Ticked off by an earlier scuffle and taunted by anti-Yankees chants, a 43-year-old mother pulled out of a New Hampshire parking lot last week and rammed into one of the Red Sox fans taunting her, prosecutors said today.

The woman, Ivonne Hernandez of Nashua, had allegedly been drinking and was charged with reckless conduct, aggravated drunken driving, and second-degree murder. She was arraigned in Nashua District Court this morning on charges she used her car to kill Matthew Beaudoin, 29, of Nashua, who died Saturday of head trauma at the Lahey Clinic in Burlington.

Prosecutors would only say that an argument led to the attack. But a relative of Beaudoin's said the scuffle escalated after a group of people that included Beaudoin saw a Yankees sticker on the back window of Hernandez's car. They began chanting "Yankees suck!"

The following is from Swamper Bensell. Recently I met up with Bensell at Keeneland, Lexington's ractrack, and quickly discerned that horse racing is a passion of his. He and his friends spoke knowingly about trainers, jockeys and traning sessions. Therefore, I thought it fitting that he offer up a post that was a bit more complete than has been in the Swamp. With that, Bensell:

"My family owns thoroughbreds. One of my uncles has been involved in the business since before I was born. He is a smalltime breeder, never having more than a dozen mares at a time (he owns 3 currently). My brother no longer owns any thoroughbreds, but he is an assistant manager at a farm that breeds, sells and races horses (they own about 25 mares). He ran about a dozen horses in his name in the 1990s and 2 of them died in racing related accidents. I have been a fan of horse racing all of my life, and the safety of the horse (and jockey) are of paramount importance to me.

But before I go into my thoughts and feelings, allow me to highlight Andy Beyer's piece in the Washington Post from today:


When Eight Belles broke down and was euthanized after finishing second in the Kentucky Derby, her death provoked a predictable outcry about the cruelty of the sport.

The filly's fate was a bigger story than Big Brown's victory, even though the undefeated colt appears poised to become the first Triple Crown winner in 30 years. Sunday's New York Times sports pages reflected the popular reaction. A photo of the filly, lying on the track, was spread across the first sports page; a column described the sport as "brutal;" published e-mails branded it as inhumane, abusive, unethical and barbaric.

The reaction of casual fans, who may watch only a few races a year, was intense because the memory of Barbaro's breakdown in the 2006 Preakness is fresh in everybody's mind. Many of those viewers probably remember the tragic deaths of Ruffian and Go for Wand, too.

As someone who loves the game, I would like to defend racing by explaining that such breakdowns are not an everyday occurrence. I could argue that racing has been terribly unlucky that so many catastrophic events have occurred in high-profile races seen by a nationwide television audience. The sport is not inhumane. It is not brutal. It is not barbaric.

But Eight Belles was a tragic manifestation of a problem that is more pronounced every year. America's breeding industry is producing increasingly fragile thoroughbreds. They may not break down, but they have shorter and shorter racing careers before going to stud to beget even more fragile offspring.

The facts are irrefutable. In 1960, the average U.S. racehorse made 11.3 starts per year. The number has fallen almost every year, and now the average U.S. thoroughbred races a mere 6.3 times per year. Almost every trainer whose career spans the decades will acknowledge that thoroughbreds aren't as robust as they used to be.

There are at least two good explanations for this phenomenon. In earlier eras, most people bred horses in order to race them, and they had a stake in the animals' soundness. By contrast, modern commercial breeders produce horses in order to sell them, and if those horses are unsound, they become somebody else's problem. Because buyers want horses with speed, breeders have filled the thoroughbred species with the genes of fast but unsound horses.

As this change in the breeding world took place, the sport was allowing the use of pain-killers and other medications that are forbidden in most other countries. They allow infirm horses to achieve success, go to stud and pass on their infirmities to the next generation.


If you want a very good summary of the injury, and how it happened, go to drf.com and read Glenye Cain Oakford's article entitled "Eight Belles's injury rare and baffling." Oakford quotes Larry Bramlage, the vet who was at scene on Saturday:

"You'll see things like condylar fractures or sesamoid fractures in one leg, and as they start slowing down and their mind gets off of the competition, they'll become aware of the discomfort," Bramlage added when asked what injuries are most likely after the finish line. "An injury as they're pulling up is not terribly unheard of. The vast majority of injuries, however, don't manifest until they're cooling out, unless the horse becomes structurally unstable in some fashion. Then they start slowing down in the race. None of those scenarios fit here."

Bramlage said close examination of video shows Eight Belles's breakdown began when her right front leg failed.

"Two steps later, her left front gives way as well, and that's when she went down," he said. "She gets very asymmetric [uneven in stride] for about two steps, and then her left front fails."

Several friends of mine are good friends with Larry Jones, the trainer of Eight Belles, and another worked for him for a couple of years. They have all said he would never run a horse that was not 100%, and there is no reason to think that Eight Belles was anything but ready to run the race of her life. And that she did; she was the only horse gaining on Big Brown in the stretch. Hell, she was the only other horse in the picture at the end. She jogged out easy into the first turn; I went back and checked the dvr for any missteps and there were none. That is until her last couple of steps, when both front legs were shattered. There was no reason to believe that anything bad would happen, especially that far past the finish line.

Barbaro broke down just as the Preakness was starting. When Charismatic broke down in the 1999 Belmont Stakes, it was in the last few yards of the race. Go For Wand broke down just before the sixteenth pole in the 1990 Breeders Cup Distaff (my seats were directly in front of it - I can still see her get back up and try to finish the race). You don't expect anything to happen that far after the race is over, because it simply doesn't happen. The only injuries I've seen at that part of the track, after the race, were heat exhaustion issues. Those horses collapsed and had to be vanned off. That isn't a fatal occurrence very often, though it may well be a career ending one.

The point I'm trying to make is the jockey, Gabriel Saez, had no idea the filly was hurt until it was too late. I expect that groups like PETA will try and get mileage out of this tragedy, but to disparage the name of this 20 year old kid who did his best in his very first Kentucky Derby by calling for his suspension is absolutely appalling. Can thoroughbred racing improve safety? Yes. But to say it can happen overnight is ridiculous - even synthetic tracks only reduce the chances of injury. Synthetic tracks reduce fatalities, but the career-ending injury rate is remarkably similar when compared to the traditional dirt tracks.

Three are some good signs that the industry is addressing this problem already. While many commercial breeders are still focused on speed, there is a move away from the "2 years old in training" sales, where the youngsters are asked to work out under tack for 1/8th of a mile. There are now steroid tests at the sales, and the drug tests that the horse faces after a race are able to actually catch the cheaters. With the introduction of the Breeders Cup Marathon, a 1 ½ mile race on the dirt that will be run for the first time this year at Santa Anita (and the series of races organized to lead up to it), some of the focus is going not only to the traditional stamina-based sire lines but also to try and develop new ones. The introduction of synthetic tracks has allowed the "turf sires" offspring to move from the grass to the fake stuff fairly easily. This not only increases the stamina lines, but many tracks are transferring a style of running that has been mainly European to this point. The jockey's game plan has shifted to sitting back through out the early part of a race, then turning it into a calvary charge when they turn for home.

The bottom line is that there is always a chance of death in horse racing - when an animal that weighs over a thousand pounds runs at 35 MPH on an ankle the size of a small adult, there is a huge risk factor. Racing has been unlucky to have 2 high profile break downs in the last 6 Triple Crown events, since that is about the only time the general public pays attention to the industry.
In all honesty the average thoroughbred is safer on the track now than it was 10 or 20 years ago. And we'll leave the discussion of the dangers of retirement for another day..."

Finally, David Witthoft shunned his Brett Favre jersey for the first time in 1,581 days.

The Ridgefield, Conn. boy, 12, wore the No. 4 jersey every day since receiving it as a gift for Christmas in 2003. David's father, Chuck Witthoft, said Monday that his son's last day wearing the jersey was April 23 -- his 12th birthday.

Witthoft conceded his son was starting to become more concerned about his appearance after the jersey barely came down to his belt line.

Witthoft first gained national attention three years ago, and attended his first Packers game in December. He's also planning to attend the Sept. 8 game when the Packers retire Favre's No. 4.

His mother, Carolyn, had washed the jersey every other day and mended it when needed.

The last installment of the second round previews follows for your amusement.

EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMI-FINALS

Boston vs. Cleveland

A hearty "thank you" goes out to the Celtics for choosing to join the NBA's second round of the postseason. Should we be excited about them now that they face a legitimate challenge from last season's Eastern Conference champs or should we be less than impressed by the way they allowed the Hawks to hang around by dropping all three games in Atlanta?

Boston led the NBA in point differential during the regular season, outscoring their foes by a whopping 10.3 points per game. Even though they were taken to the limit by the Hawks, they still outscored them by an average of a dozen points per contest. I'm confused as to whether that means anything other than the Hawks pulled out narrow victories while the C's are very comfortable at home, where they will play a potential deciding Game Seven. Home has been good to the Celtics against Cleveland, as well, as they won both contests there while dropping the two at the Q. Just as they exhibited in the first round, Boston's defense against the Cavs is significantly better at home than on the road. In the two home wins, the Celtics held the Cavs to 35.6 percent shooting while hitting 44.5 percent of their shots. In the two road losses, the C's gave up 49.4 percent shooting while achieving the same level of marksmanship.

In the Cavs' two regular season victories over the Celtics, Lebron James led the way with 35.5 points per game. No surprise there. He also tallied 12.5 assists per game. It will be interesting to see how Boston responds defensively - stop Lebron as much as they can or stop the other players around him. Cleveland was the top rebounding team in the NBA, grabbing 4.2 more boards a game than their foes, but Boston finished in a tie for third at +3.1 boards per night. When the two teams went head-to-head, the Cavs outrebounded Boston by an average of five per game. Zydrunas Ilgauskas, in particular, is a pain in the neck for the C's frontcourt, clearing 12.5 boards per game in the season series. His offense is what is key for the Cavs, as he averaged 18 points in the two wins on 50 percent from the field. Z only averaged 10 points on 33.3 percent shooting in the two losses. His worst performance came in the game Lebron missed back in December, as he clanked 9-of-12 that night.

Unlike the Hawks, the Cavs aren't going to play timidly on Boston's floor. They have Lebron James, who can handle any defender they throw at him and set up teammates as need be. Had the Celtics rolled through the Hawks like expected given the discrepancy between the two teams' regular season resumes, I would expect them to take it. After being forced to go to seven to beat a lesser team, I don't see it.

PREDICTION: Cavaliers in 7.

"Right now everyone in Chicago is making lineups -- 'Call up this guy, call up that guy.' ... If we had 50 people allowed on the roster, we could do that. That's what ticks me off about Chicago fans and Chicago media: They forget pretty quickly. A couple of days ago we were the [bleeping] best [stuff] in town. Now we're [bleep]," Guillen said to the aforementioned Chicago media before the game.

Guillen observed that Chicago still loved the Cubs, even though they have not won a World Series since 1908, but the White Sox -- winners of the 2005 World Series -- did not receive the same affectionate support.

"We won it a couple years ago, and we're horse[bleep]," Guillen said, according to the Chicago Tribune. "The Cubs haven't won in [100] years, and they're the [bleeping] best. [Bleep] it, we're good. [Bleep] everybody. We're horse[bleep], and we're going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win.

"We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We're the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy's got seven [bleeping] rings, and he's the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner."

If only there had been a tape recorder.

Royals left-hander John Bale won't be returning to active duty any time soon after breaking his pitching hand Friday night by punching a door at the team's downtown hotel.

Bale apparently was frustrated by his slow recovery from a fatigued left shoulder. He returned early Sunday to Kansas City and is scheduled to undergo further examination Monday by club physicians.

"I'm not pleased, obviously," manager Trey Hillman said.

He sounds a little Section eight to me. I wonder if he is related to Kyle Farnsworth.

May 5, 2008

Red's Woes

Because Bengal has been very busy with some kind of boring trial thing we have been missing the heartache of being a Reds fan. As a tribute to Bengal and other fellow sufferers I found a good post from the Church of Baseball.


!!?!This is beyond comprehension??!?

The Reds are not this bad. What the heck is going on? We need someone to blame. Well, I blame Corey Patterson. Get rid of him now and bring up Bruce.

Ryan Freel should never be allowed to steal. He's just too dumb to know how to do it. I'm tired of baserunners getting out for stupidity.

Bench Dunn. Just bench him. Maybe a week off will get his head on straight. He really needs to get his head out of his ass. Send him down to the minors like they did Edwin last year. A week or two down there would do him good. Bring up Bruce.

If I were to bet on baseball, I'd bet Arroyo goes on the DL tomorrow to make room for Weathers. I hope he doesn't spend his fifteen days drinking at the Blind Lemon or whatever that place is he goes.

I'll be at the game on Tuesday - Harang vs. Zambrano. Odds are on the Cubs to win the series, but we'll see. Something has to click soon. I think I'm bringing a "Where's Bruce?" sign. No, I don't think Bruce is the answer to all of these problems, but I think Griffey and Dunn are killing this offense and a new bat might bring some life to it.

It's mystifying, it really is. I don't want to give up hope, but right now, it's pretty tough to hope for anything. This team needs to stop feeling sorry for itself and start playing how they are capable of playing before it's too late. I have a feeling too late is coming sooner rather than later.

Sigh. I'm really depressed.

According to Dr. Rick Wilton of Baseball Injury Report, baseball is suffering through an epidemic of injuries over the past two seasons (and I thought it was just on my fantasy team). There was apparently a big jump in 2007, and baseball is on pace for a bigger jump in injuries in 2008:

Major League Baseball is on pace to set a another record for the number of players who spend time on the disabled list.

The previous record was set last year with 404 players. As of April 30, there are 180 players who have spent time on the disabled list this season. That is 6.6% increase over the same time last season. From 2002-2006, an average of 141 players landed on the DL from spring training through April 30 each year. This year's pace is 21.7% greater than the average during that period. This alarming statistic could increase even further in the coming days with retroactive disabled list moves.

Last year's record 404 players was a 12.2 % increase over the five-year average between 2002-2006. The current pace is for 416 players to spend time on the disabled list in 2008.

Now this could all be pure and coincidental-like, see? But maybe, just maybe, there's something going on here. One of the primary benefits of performance-enhancing drugs is to quicken the recovery time from use and/or injury. As we've learned more and more about the actual use of these drugs in baseball, it seems that a significant number of ballplayers were juicing not to become huge Neanderthals, but rather to quicken recovery time (witness the high number of pitchers caught).

As the spotlight on steroids shined more brightly than ever last season, ultimately culminating with the Mitchell Report and a more rigorous testing program, maybe players are actually getting off the stuff and allowing their bodies to heal naturally. That could explain - at least partially - an increased number of injuries and time spent on the disabled list. Of course, this is all speculative without looking beyond a five-year sample size. And given that performance enhancers have been in baseball for so many years, to the extent that the last time players might not have been juicing medical technology and player usage patterns were probably incomparable to today's realities, there may be too many outside factors to really compare with any accuracy.

However, if the testing program is even a part of the cause of increased injuries (as perverse as that sounds), Major League Baseball should be commended for coming up with a program that is actually effective in reducing drug use in baseball.

There will be a part three coming soon, as I'm not going to bother writing something in advance based on the previous post-season accomplishments of the Celtics' roster.

WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI-FINALS

Los Angeles vs. Utah

This series provides an interesting quirk with each team possessing a significant advantage over the other at a pair of positions. The Lakers have Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol, who are head and shoulders above their counterparts from Utah, Ronnie Brewer/CJ Miles and Mehmet Okur. While the distance between Gasol and Okur isn't that far, Gasol's all-around play (22.3 points, nine rebounds, five assists, and 2,8 blocks per game against Denver) and functionality in the triangle offense put him squarely ahead in this matchup of non-traditional centers. In fact, like in last year's playoffs, Okur struggled in Utah's first-round series against the Rockets. While his rebounding has picked up to 12.6 caroms per contest, Okur connected on only 36.8 percent of his field goals, well off his 44.5 percent mark for the season. In fact, Okur's postseason offensive numbers don't stack up well to his post-All Star numbers, when Okur posted marks of 17.0 points a night and 48.0 percent shooting.

Going for the Jazz, though, is their lethal combination of Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer, who are superior to Derek Fisher and Lamar Odom, respectively. Williams' size enabled him to have very successful results at the Lakers' expense this season, averaging 23.3 points and shooting 53.7 percent from the floor. Williams had a six-point stinker in one game, too, underscoring his ability to generally get shots he wants on a regular basis in this match-up. Boozer has had the occasional rough spots against the Lakers (a 6-for-15 game back in December) and his relatively poor offensive showing against Houston in the first round (16 points per game on 42.9 percent shooting) throw a tiny bit of doubt over his ability to score against the Lakers' length and size in the frontcourt.

Los Angeles and Utah ranked third and fourth in point differential over the course of the season with less than half a point per game separating the two squads. One statistic on a team-wide level that doesn't bode well for Utah is that the Jazz commit the most fouls in the league at 24 per game, leading to their opponents taking 30.1 free throws per game. Kobe Bryant will be shooting a lot of them. The Lakers took home victories in three of the four contests, including the only battle after the Gasol trade, which came in Salt Lake City, which bodes well for them.

PREDICTION: Los Angeles in 6.

The last man to play before helmets were manditory,sixty-four year old Julio Franco, a contemporary of Abner Doubleday, has finally hung up his spikes.

The 49-year-old announced his retirement from baseball after a 23-year career in the Major Leagues and stints in his native Dominican Republic, South Korea, Japan and Mexico. In 2007, he became the oldest player to hit a home run in the Majors.

An otherwise regular Major League baseball game will eventually make its way to Hollywood.

A backdrop to the Marlins beating the Padres, 6-4, on Friday night was the shooting of a scene for the upcoming movie "Marley & Me," starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson.

Friday was a "Bark at the Park" night for the Marlins, a promotion through which fans can bring their dogs to the stadium. And as it happened, a dog running on the field is part of a scene in the movie, which is set to be released on Christmas Day.

Aniston and Wilson were at the ballpark, filming a few scenes. The first took place in the stands, with a dog racing down the aisles, Wilson and then Aniston in pursuit.

And after Hanley Ramirez of the Marlins was thrown out trying to steal third base, ending the eighth inning, Wilson and Aniston surfaced again, chasing after a dog in left field.

Players were leaving and entering the field but momentarily stopped as the two actors finally grabbed the dog and were whisked away. The segment lasted about a minute and didn't interrupt the game.

Without policies in sports things could get out of hand. A coach could bring an axe into the clubhouse occupied by a clumsy punter. A Cubs player could sleep with another players wife. A relative of the team President could get caught on tape stealing players money. Sammy could leave early. Rickey could be playing cards. A guy could lie about carrying dear meat or washing his truck.

The reason the Pirates released pitching prospect Olivo Astacio, two sources confirmed yesterday, was that he attacked another player with a bat earlier in the week during extended spring training in Bradenton, Fla.

Astacio and the other player were having an argument, the sources said, and Astacio struck the player's leg with a swing of his bat. He swung again and missed before the incident was broken up.

The other player -- who was not identified -- is not seriously injured, and no charges have been filed. But Pirates management, already wary of Astacio's troubled past throughout his professional career, promptly released him Thursday.


Astacio, 23, was an expensive Latin American signing for Boston in 2002, but the Red Sox suspended him for disciplinary reasons in 2005, and he sat out the entire season.

The Pirates' previous management signed him the following year, and he rose to Class AA Altoona by the final month of last season.

But he pitched only one game for the Curve before breaking his hand during a fight.

The Pirates, who on Thursday described their release of Astacio as a "significant violation of organizational policy," had no further comment yesterday.

I'm glad I checked the NBA scoreboard today because I didn't realize the second round was starting. That's on me, though, as I should have figured that it wouldn't be the NBA Playoffs if some teams didn't have the chance to get a second round game in prior to two teams not deciding their first round. I would ask, "Who runs this league," but we all know the answer (Ernie Johnson at TNT). Thus, the San Antonio-New Orleans write-up is hurriedly done, but that shouldn't stop it from having the same low-quality analysis I generate at the office. See, some of us have jobs, Anti-Blog Nation! (In full disclosure, I am writing this while on the couch, but it is in my home, not my mother's basement. Also in full disclosure, I wrote the to-be-released Los Angeles-Utah preview (at work) before Game 6 of the Utah-Houston series even though New Orleans-San Antonio was set. Pretty bright, huh?)

In any case, I guess you truly cannot win them all, or in the case of the Phoenix Suns, they cannot win against the Spurs at all. Hitting six out of seven is nothing to look down on, though, and if Boston (the 66-win Boston Celtics!) can pull out Game Seven at home (against an under-.500 team!), it'll be seven of eight.

In any case, I'm back to offer predictions for the conference semi-finals. I can tell you're excited.

EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMI-FINALS

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of NFL players least likely to be involved in a shooting, Marvin Harrison would definitely be in the top 10. Yet, he is being investigated for just such an instance.

...I have lost all faith in athletes. I mean, I'm sure that she's a nice lady (no I'm not; I know nothing about her) but Dwyane has got to be pulling something better than that.

"Barkley broke through the commotion to say, "I like Star. She's a cougar."

"What's a cougar?" Smith asked, not so innocently, a perfect lob to Barkley.

Sir Charles promptly slammed the ball home: "Preying on a young Dwyane Wade."

That's pretty funny at least, if inaccurate vis a vis cougar-dom. Now Chuck and Dwyane have something to talk about in their next commercial.

Cheerleaders are taking Indian cricket by storm, but some are wondering if this conservative South Asian nation is ready for dancers with bulging breasts and gyrating bellies parading in packed stadia.

Many foreign cheerleaders have been imported to India with this month's inauguration of the India Premier League (IPL), a shortened form of traditional cricket that transforms the game into a more glitzy U.S.-style sponsored sport event.

But some outraged politicians say it is an affront to Indian culture while a few of the cheerleaders themselves complain lewd comment and insults from spectators is making their job a misery.

"It's been horrendous," Tabitha, a cheerleader from Uzbekistan, told the Hindustan Times. "

"Wherever we go we do expect people to pass lewd, snide remarks but I'm shocked by the nature and magnitude of the comments people pass here."

The IPL has caught the imagination of India, a nation of 1.1 billion and the world's biggest cricket audience. TV rights sold for more than $900 million and players for eight teams, many imported from abroad, were auctioned for millions.

In contrast to the cliched cricket image of genteel spectators sipping tea while politely applauding their team, now scantily-clad dancers gyrate to Bollywood or Western-style dance music blaring out from loudspeakers in stadia.

Even well-known cheerleaders from the Washington Redskins flew to India to perform for the Bangalore Royal Challengers. Photos of the dancers graced the front pages of most newspapers.

I say this is an excellent effort to help stabilize our country's trade deficit and we should continue to export some of our reusable (or very used, as the case may be) natural (or surgically enhanced) resources.

The Japanese owners of former Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem are struggling to explain why the American thoroughbred has lost his libido.

Even a private harem and a limitless supply of Viagra have failed to pep up the love life of a stallion his handlers freely admit has some personal issues.

"We've tried everything," Nobuo Tsunoda, director of the prestigious Shadai Stallion Station on Japan's northern island of Hokkaido, told Reuters.

"You name it we've tried it. We had him on Viagra -- that didn't work. I even went into (Sapporo's) red light district with 300,000 yen in cash and brought back a lot of 'special' medicine to try and perk him up.

"It's very odd. He's not impotent. He's just very choosy about his women. He's more human than animal. Basically he's a bit of a weirdo."

War Emblem won the 2002 Kentucky Derby but has had problems in the breeding shed since being sold to the prominent Yoshida racing family for around $17 million (8.6 million pounds) later that year.

The 2008 race takes place on Saturday and its winner can expect big fees when he goes to stud. War Emblem has been a disappointment, however.

"He's been in contact with hundreds of mares but has successfully mated with a only a tiny percentage," said Tsunoda. "We have him on male hormone injections to see it that will help."

"It's not normal," continued Tsunoda. "A normal stud would climb onto any mare he sees but not him. He's just doesn't seem to like sex anymore -- which is odd."

Sometimes comedy just writes itself.

That was the title of Dennis Rodman's autobiography written with Jack Isenhour in 2005. He's not a particuarly stable individual.

Former NBA star Dennis Rodman has been arrested for allegedly hitting a woman at a Century City hotel.

Los Angeles police say the 46-year-old Rodman was arrested Wednesday night after officers answered a report of a domestic dispute.

Officer Sara Fayden says they learned Rodman had struck a woman, who suffered injuries to her arm.

Rodman was jailed for investigation of felony domestic violence and freed on $50,000 bail early Thursday

April 30, 2008

Grade 2 Quad Nighty Cap

• After the shaky way he performed again last night, Yankees' starter Phil Hughes is officially on the clock now.


• The bad news keeps coming for the Yankees. Alex Rodriguez has been placed on the disabled list. He has a Grade 2 quadriceps strain. And now we are left to wonder exactly how many grades their are.


• The Hardball Times is calling for the head of John Gibbons. Of course the back up their opinion with trends and statistics unlike most websites.

"This year, with a groundswell calling for his head, I find myself defending the man. As you no doubt are aware, the Blue Jays' clutch numbers reveal that they are clutching both their bats and their throats far too firmly."


• SI ranked the ballparks. And Cleveland comes in first.


• New York Rangers forward Sean Avery was rushed to a Manhattan hospital on Wednesday morning in cardiac arrest just hours after his team's playoff loss, the New York Daily News reported, citing unnamed sources.


• John Smoltz, who dominated the National League as a closer for 3½ years, is willing to return to the Atlanta Braves' bullpen when he comes off the disabled list, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

Smoltz, who was placed on the 15-day DL on Tuesday with inflammation in his right rotator cuff and biceps tendon, said "Yes" when asked about becoming the Braves' closer again, the newspaper reported.


In their first 47 years in existence, the Angels had one pitcher who went 5-0 in April: Frank Tanana, in 1978.

They could have two this year. Joe Saunders finished his April at 5-0 on Tuesday, and Ervin Santana could do the same tonight.

From Firejoemorgan.com:

What Bissinger did that was so annoying to me was: he lumped all of these into one thing ("Deadspin," essentially), and furthermore, conflated the actual blog and the people who write for it with the silly comments people make at the bottom of every article.

It's a big dumb ignorant mistake to do this. It's a big hot wet mushy smelly bonebrained mistake to mix blog comments and blog articles. It's an even bigger mistake, in my opinion, to disparage the level of discourse on the Internet and use blog comments as an example. (And swear a ton while doing it, while saying that the Internet is "profane.") Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!"

I'd add to it, but there's no value for me to add. I only wish that the talented guys at FJM were viewed as more indicative of blog-dom than Deadspin, which is one of my least favorite sites on the web. I just don't see its value. Yeah, there's some irony there, I know.

Fans will pay starry prices for this year's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium.

Tickets will be priced at $150-$725 for the July 15 game, Major League Baseball announced Tuesday. That's up from $75-$285 for last year's game at San Francisco and $10-15 for box and reserved seats the last time the All-Stars were at Yankee Stadium, in 1977.

Tickets for the Home Run Derby and workout day on July 14 are $100-$650, an increase from $50-$225 last year. Tickets for the Futures game on July 13 are $50-225, up from $22.50-$125 last year.

Prices likely will decrease for the 2009 All-Star game, to be hosted by the Cardinals.

"They will be adjusted for St. Louis. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity -- instant memorabilia, instant memories," said Bob DuPuy, baseball's chief operating officer. "The regular-season ticket prices in New York are substantially higher than they are in St. Louis."

Everything is more expensive in NYC. Now if we can just figure out how to charge the comissioner's office for all the bullshit, we'd all be rich.

Why not just say, "Hey it's NY, they're used to getting fucked."

I paid $116.50 a ticket for a Sunday matinee to Spamalot and $4 for a bottle of water at the theater. At least the play didn't end in a tie.

The NFL draft passed without the Miami Dolphins trading Jason Taylor, but that doesn't mean all is well with the team's star defensive player and new football czar Bill Parcells.

Taylor recently became incensed with Parcells during a recent visit to team headquarters, according to the Miami Herald. Taylor popped in on the Dolphins' executive vice president while he was watching tape, but the newspaper said Parcells ignored Taylor without speaking a word to him.

Taylor was taking a break from "Dancing With the Stars" when he stopped in to visit Dolphins players in South Florida. According to the Herald, after receiving a warm reception from his teammates, Taylor decided to seek out Parcells.

But according to the Herald, Parcells had no interest in talking to Taylor. Parcells even looked at Taylor, the newspaper reported, before going back to watching tape.

I am not sure exactly what is going on, but I am thinking tha for some reason, Jason Taylor is not on Parcell's grocery list.

Even Jose Canseco was taken by surprise.

Former slugger (couldn't we just say former cheater turned snitch?) Jose Canseco said he was stunned to learn his former teammate had an affair with McCready.

"I found out about it yesterday and it took me completely by surprise," said Canseco, who wrote in his first book, "Juiced," that the legendary pitcher never strayed from his wife.

"I saw none of it. If it is true, he kept it secret."

It wasn't just Mindy McCready and her 15yo tight ass either. The guy who testified before congress as a solid family man apparently had a bevy of babes around the country.

Roger Clemens hung out with several attractive women in his baseball career, including beauties in California and Boston and a former Manhattan bartender named Angela Moyer.

Clemens, 45, flew the women around the country on his private jet and bought expensive jewelry for at least one of them, a source told the Daily News Tuesday.

Here is the most damning statement: "Her mother (McCready's), Gayle Inge, later told The News, "I know Roger was infatuated with Mindy."

Last year some of the guys from the Frog purchsed a 7XL yellow sweater from Ebay and sent it to El Guapo. We never heard from him regarding our thoughtful gift, but Garces himself is back.

Those of you who have rubbed those "El Guapo Bobble Belly" dolls (I have to find one of those for myself.) in hopes that it would result in the return of former Red Sox reliever Rich Garces to the Nashua Pride, your wish has come true.

After expecting to pitch most of the season in Mexico, Garces was released last week by Potros de Tijuana, after the Mexican League team was struggling at 13-22. He immediately phoned Pride general manager Chris Hall and a deal was worked out.

"I'm happy to be back with Nashua," Garces said. "I want to compete and win another championship and the Pride is the team I want to do it with."

April 29, 2008

There was a draft

The draft is over and now Mel Kiper can put his hair back into its mummified coffin for six months. When it comes to the draft I have learned to only trust the opinion of one guy. The amazing Dr. Z. He brings sanity to a situation of projections, 40 times, and workout wonders.

Here is a link to Dr Z's draft review. I think he sums it all up pretty well.

When Walt Jocketty was hired as a special assistant to the owner of the Reds the handwriting was on the wall. Wayne Krivsky refused to look. When he was fired, Wayne Krivsky refused to comprehend it. And now though Wayne is officially unemployed he still can't let go. Almost sounds like stalking. From HOF Hal McCoy:

Wayne Krivsky is finding it difficult to sever his ties with the Cincinnati Reds after he was fired and says, "I must be crazy because I hope the Reds win every game the rest of the year and I still get on-line every morning to check how the minor-league teams did."

And before he fades into the woodwork, Krivsky wants to clear a few things off his desk and his mind.

One of the things he wants known is that Dusty Baker was his choice to manage the Reds and he told owner Bob Castellini at the time, "Dusty Baker is my man and he is the guy for the job." And Krivsky added, "It was my recommendation and Bob agreed."

April 29, 2008

Make the Insanity Stop

He's back...... With more sequals than Freddy Krueger, the coach you can't kill, Larry Brown, is giving it another chance. Of course this excites both Larry and Tony Kornheiser (Larry was his camp counselor) and perhaps even the people of Charlotte.

Well-traveled Larry Brown has reached an agreement to return to the NBA as coach of the Charlotte Bobcats, a person familiar with the decision told The Associated Press on Monday.

The 67-year-old Hall of Famer will be taking over his ninth NBA team, and it will be his first coaching job since a messy exit from the New York Knicks in 2006. Brown will replace Sam Vincent, fired on Saturday after going 32-50 in his one season.

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