Greg Maddux likes giving Golden Showers
by Geep on Thursday, March 1st, 2007 at 05:51pm
If you have ever wondered what a future Hall of Fame pitcher does with his free time now you know. From a great article on Greg Maddux and David Wells written by Jerry Crasnick on the WWLIS. Somehow it has eluded the being on the Inside.
“Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid’s leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities.”