Go back to the kitchen Nighty Cap
by Geep on Friday, March 2nd, 2007 at 02:09am
• If you needed another reason to avoid watching SNL, Peyton Manning is scheduled to host, on March 24th.
• Donald Trump’s dentist is suing the estate of Cory Lidle for taking a wrong turn.
• “If I had a woman, I would tell her: Take your bitch ass into the kitchen and make me some pie” — Cartman (cartoon character)
“Go back to the kitchen” “Go in there and make me some bacon and eggs, would you?” — Cedric “Cornbread” Maxwell (Celtics Announcer) during the game Monday night in reference to referee Violet Palmer. It turns out the seven of the twelve people actually listening were offended. Go Celts.
• Evan Fields sounds a whole lot better than Ron Mexico. Here’s some free advice. When using an alias do not give the same birthday and home address. Just a little tip for you scofflaws out there.
• Joey Porter, get your ass out of here, said the Pittsburgh Steelers. The decision to release Porter wasn’t as much a cap move as it was a change in direction. I cannot wait to see which teams decide to cuddle up to Porter. He may have burnt him some bridges.
• Another day, another reporter announces his hate for bloggers. Yes I know it takes a lot of education to ask players questions and watch ballgames. I wish I had the aptitude. In this column Patrick Reusse of the Star Tribune shows the blogger as a homeless man. I think someone is scared for his job or may just have to work a little harder.
• Over at Hardball Times they have a story about pitchers in 2006 who performed well above or below their career averages. There are a whole bunch of stats, graphs and stuff. Just the thing that Murray Chass and Joe Morgan love.
• Tonight’s final entry will deal with the scum over at ESPN. I turned on SportsCenter and saw Arena Football highlights. For the past number of years there was no Arena coverage on SportsCenter, nary a mention. Low and behold ESPN gets involved with the league and now we have highlights. Wow. Lots of Nascar and Arena. Very little hockey. Perhaps they should change the name to ESPNCenter.