Why does Jake Plummer hate Tampa?
by Geep on Friday, March 2nd, 2007 at 01:45pm
Jake the Snake would rather quit than play in Tampa. This is not the same Buccaneers team or organization that prompted me to write The 1st Unofficial Buccaneer Jokebook. This is a decent team that has to win now to save Chucky’s career.
Jake, trust me bubby, Tampa is a great place to live. Get a little place in Cheval and you can golf with Schwarzkorpf. Try Malios or Berns before you say no. To say nothing of the greatest strip clubs in the USA.
According to a league source, Plummer has decided to retire, nullifying the deal that would have sent him to Tampa Bay. Plummer apparently was not interested in joining a team which would not name him to an immediate starting spot, which the Buccaneers refused to do.
Nothing is guaranteed Jake. But I wonder about your manhood. You would rather quit than try? Many of the Arizona Cardinals fans, all eight of them, would say you quit many years ago.