Dirty Urine
by Geep on Friday, May 11th, 2007 at 11:42am
After therapy, sometime communing with nature, walking the land like Caine, Ricky Williams decided at some point in April to sit down and meditate with his bong.
“Falling off the wagon is part of rehab,” a source said. “Based on the medical evidence in Ricky’s case, the doctors say it’s too early to come back. He had the positive test last month. Remember, he’s been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder — that’s a real disease and a good percentage of those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction.”
Remember kids, SAY NO TO DRUGS. Marijuana is a gateway drug. A gateway to nachos.