This Week in Pimping - Steeler Style
by Geep on Friday, May 11th, 2007 at 10:08pm
“A former Steelers linebacker accused of pimping was jailed in Pittsburgh on Friday on a fugitive warrant issued in Nevada.
Richard Seigler, who was on the Steelers practice squad, appeared in Pittsburgh night court and was arraigned early Friday, hours after he was released from the team.
Seigler is facing three prostitution-related felonies, including pandering and living from the earnings of a prostitute.”
I have not been too familiar with pimping since Antonio Fargas was playing “Huggy Bear” on Starsky and Hutch. And now his son is in the NFL. So I went to wikipedia to brush up on my “ho” knowledge, so I can take my turn schooling some bitches too.
First, as to business structure, pimps operate a multi-tiered business. There is even a series of pimp videos, produced by pimps themselves, that illustrate how the business should be run.
The pimps even recognize a hieracrchy among themselves. The least respected, or newer pimps, are the “popcorn pimps,” “wanna-bes, and “hustlers.” A pimp who uses violence and intimidation to control his prostitutes is called a “guerilla pimp,” while those pimps that use psychological trickery to deceive the younger prostitutes into becoming hooked into the system are called “finesse pimps.” Lastly, the successful and established pimps are called “players.”
Roger Goddell was not available for comment as he was recovering from a few popped veins.
