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• Miguel Olivo is obviously not Ray Fosse. Rather than crumbling like bleu cheese (a France reference) at the plate, Olivo stood his ground to the point that reigning AL MVP Justin Morneau was spitting up blood.

Morneau was coughing up blood repeatedly when he was taken from the stadium on a stretcher, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. But X-rays taken at the hospital were negative and a CT scan was normal, team spokesman Mike Herman said.

• When we had our fantasy baseball auction I thought if I selected Miguel Tejada he would play in all 162 games. He had a streak of 1,152 games end Friday. Such is the curse of my team. Cya Jason Schmidt. Cya Miggy. It could be worse though, my name could have the word Bengal in it somewhere.

• A Tank speeds through Arizona. Only problem is this one is named Johnson and not Sherman.

Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson was pulled over for speeding in his home state of Arizona early Friday and police said they drew blood from the NFL player to determine whether he was drunk.

• It seems curious that now that ESPN covers redneck racin, that their top headline story is about some failed racing inspections. It is certainly not the top story of the day, but it is important to the WWLIS.

• This is one way to go.

A lifelong minor league baseball fan has rounded the bases one last time before being laid to rest.

Elizabethton Twins coaches escorted the casket of Larry “Moe” Riddle, 61, around the fan-lined diamond, and the team’s general manager called him “safe” at home plate Thursday during a citywide memorial service at the team’s home field, located just east of Johnson City.

Not for nothing, but it really seems like he is out to me.

• Elijah Dukes was demoted and placed on inactive list. The Devil Rays hope this move will help Dukes get his life back together. I think the only move that’s going to help is a lobotomy.

• The A’s just can’t get rid of Milton Bradley. Frustrated outfielder Milton Bradley was dealt to the Kansas City Royals on Friday, only to be sent back to the A’s later that night.

• I was thinking about discussing today’s latte experience and then I realized I am not a pussy that drinks lattes like some guys that write about sports.

• Have you heard about Ryan Braun. Be careful if you make a fantasy move for him as there are two Ryan Brauns. One sucks and the other is tearing it up for the Brew Crew. Just missing the cycle tonight he went 4-4 with 3 RBI’s.