No Maas – Dumbass of the week
by Geep on Sunday, July 8th, 2007 at 11:27am
There have been broadcasters who know how to party. Harry Carey was usually drunk by the bottom of the fifth. Marv Albert had a penchant for back stabbing…. I mean biting. Chris Myers would piss anywhere. I even personally saw a very drunk Dan Patrick playing the bongos on stage with Hootie and the Blowfish, during the finale, except he was using a rubber chicken.
Instead of using the off season to drink lattes or fellate Tom Brady, Bill Maas 45, was hanging out with a 27yo female. For some reason he felt the need to be strapped and to carry a stash that would make Steve Howe proud.
Police found a .22-caliber revolver, 5 grams of suspected marijuana, 6 grams of suspected cocaine and 28 pills of Ecstasy
Maas had agreed to a search of the vehicle. I may not be a lawyer, subsequently I generally enjoy my life, but I know this. Don’t ever agree to a search. EVER. Especially when you are holding. Make them get a warrant. Have them show a judge probable cause. Duh.
When asked if your vehicle may be searched just say no. Exercise your constitutional rights. Perhaps most universities should add a Criminal Law class to the basket weaving curriculum for football players. “Seeming nervous” is not probable cause.