The anti-acne chants at The Rucker
In case you missed it over the weekend, Jackie Chiles put up a Hall of Fame post over at Airing of Grievances with a report from the legendary Rucker in Harlem, where he attended the Elite 24 High School All-Star Game.
Not only does he break down the performances of some of the best college-bound talent in the country (sounds like Arizona has a player), but he brings us the highlights of the crowd chants, including this story:
"Remember I mentioned fan-favorite Dexter 'Dex' Strickland. Well, Dex had some kid isolated, and this kid's skin really didn't look much better than James Edward Olmos'. Let's just say Proactiv may come calling. So, anyway, Dex starts in to his shakin' and a bakin', and while setting dude up we hear: 'C'mon Dex, shake some of them bumps off that brutha's face!!!' Well, Dex crossed him over and smoothly took it to the hole for two which was immediately followed by: 'Nice, that shoulda popped two or three pimples!!!' I almost felt like a bad person for cracking up. Almost."
Mandatory reading material.
