Rod Envy
One of the nice things about having bigtime blogs (that ESPN personalities secretly read between Who's Now segments) is that they have a budget large enough to afford enough Jolt Cola to stay up and watch all the baseball postseason games. Thank goodness for Deadspin, for making my week. That is your scrappy little second baseman Dustin Pedroia doing his best A-Rod impression.
Tangent: Also, props for Leitch to having a similar reaction to the redface. He even googled and found the same Christian Science Monitor article that I did. Which just goes to show you that NO ONE in the mainstream media is writing about this.
UPDATE: Swamp sun god Hood finds one mainstream writer covering the story, albeit stupidly and incorrectly.
