It pays to have compromising pictures of your boss
Despite back-to-back losses against the woeful Sixers, New York Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas was reportedly told by owner James Dolan that his job is not in jeopardy.
There can be no other reasonable explaination other than Isiah has pictures of Dolan fucking a goat for him to keep his job. Isiah has single handedly destroyed an entire basketball league (CBA), played an expensive game of grab ass in the office and now is making the Knicks look like the Washington Generals.
After Saturday night's 105-77 loss at Madison Square Garden where fans were chanting "Fire Isiah", Dolan continued to support his embattled coach, a high-ranking team official told multiple New York media outlets.
So if you had the Knicks + 29 last night you can cash your tickets. How far the mighty have fallen.
On a non-Isiah related note this information is truly dumbfounding. The New York Knicks' struggles on and off the court didn't keep the team from remaining the NBA's most valuable franchise for the third straight year, according to a list compiled by Forbes.
The Knicks were valued at $604 million, up 3 percent from the previous year despite a spate of losing, an embarrassing defeat in a sexual harassment lawsuit, and continuing questions about the future of coach Isiah Thomas.
