January 10, 2008
Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers: Suck It!
"That's right Aaron. You're never going to get to start for Green Bay. Go cry on your wee pillow. Maybe you'll get lucky like Hasselbeck and land with another team. Maybe you'll even be good. Who knows? Who cares? I sure as hell don't.
I'm like Lazarus. As a matter of fact, that's what I'm going to call the new line of Wrangler jeans I sell. What, you don't have a national endorsement deal because you never get to play? Oh, sorry, I can't hear you over the pile of money that's in my basement. Keep crying and I'll come back until I'm 40 and they have to wheel me out there like Hannibal Fucking Lecter! Now get me my pain shot Clipboard!"
