Sports Frog

I want to be thinner without the benefit of exercise. I want Joe Morgan replaced on Sunday night baseball. I want Hank Seinbrenner to shut the fuck up. I want an outlet to plug in my laptop at the MABL draft this season. I want a job like MJD got. There's a lot of things I want.

And what does Barry Bonds want? He wants the his perjury charges to be dismissed. Well Barry, as I was told as a young child, shit in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.