February 18, 2008
Phil the Tits - King of California!
Phil Mickelson is like Tupac. All West Coast and shit. Plus their physiques are quite similar. Not muscles, mind you, but rather body art. Where Tupac has "Thug Life" tattoo-ed across his midsection, Phil has "No Bogeys, Please, Golfing Gods" because there is considerably more room for words.
But really, Phil looks a bit more trim these days.
Maybe he's really HDO from the Swamp Weight Loss Challenge.