March 2, 2008
The Astros Would Very Much Like It If...
...What? Letting a guy who appears to have committed perjury before Congress and who happily tossed his wife to the wolves talk to your minor leaguers ISN'T a good idea?
Well. You learn something new every day.
Being a role model is so fuckin' tough nowadays, what with people kind of, oh, I don't know, thinking that maybe NOT being a known liar and cheat isn't the way to be. Life's hard, Roger.