March 10, 2008
Unwanted Attention? Here's a tip for you...
Don't kill a bird with a golf shot on purpose. I know this has gotten a lot of play in the Swamp and I am very late posting, but the comments I found on PGATour.com are inane. Isenhour says there is now a lot of unwanted attention. Well, yeah, you deserve it. He also said the shot was one-in-a-million. More like one-in-ten, which is about how many shots he took at the bird before killing it. Also this:
"I can't deny the accident did happen, but we tried to do everything we could after it happened to make things as proper or right as we could,'' Isenhour said."
IT WASN"T AN ACCIDENT! YOU TRIED TO HIT THE BIRD!
Jesus. If you don't want attention that comes with doing something bad, don't do something bad!