You Know What Sucks?
The Bengals. Of Cincinnati.
Even when they try to do something right, it somehow ends up wrong. How else to explain having acquired a true difference make in the middle of the defensive line in Shaun Rogers for all of two hours Friday afternoon, only to learn that the NFL front office disallowed the deal, and then watch as the fuckin' Browns swoop in and get said difference maker?
I mean, jeebus. Like getting punched in the nuts on a repeated basis. You ask for it to stop, and it continues, unending.
Big winners so far in free agency (three whole days in edition)?
The Browns. Fuckers. But it's hard to argue with a new defensive front, a re-signed quarterback, and a wide receiver. Bastards.
Dolphins. Getting new blood on a team that desperately needed same.
Niners. I don't think anyone they got is going to put them in the playoffs necessarily, but Justin Smith and Deshaun Foster will help them be better.
Losers? Um, the Bengals. Yeah, the Bengals. Even when they try to win, they lose.
Indispensible sorting through all of this? Hashmarks on espn.com, which has rapidly become THE must-stop for NFL news this off-season.