May 2, 2008
If there's more to it than this...
...I have lost all faith in athletes. I mean, I'm sure that she's a nice lady (no I'm not; I know nothing about her) but Dwyane has got to be pulling something better than that.

"Barkley broke through the commotion to say, "I like Star. She's a cougar."
"What's a cougar?" Smith asked, not so innocently, a perfect lob to Barkley.
Sir Charles promptly slammed the ball home: "Preying on a young Dwyane Wade."
That's pretty funny at least, if inaccurate vis a vis cougar-dom. Now Chuck and Dwyane have something to talk about in their next commercial.