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you’ll have to pardon me on this one but it wouldn’t be right to use capital letters in this post. for years, the esteemed howard has eschewed large letters for small, and so it is that this post shall be an homage to howard’s propensities.

a political and pugilistic junkie (a lethal combination when, as often happens, political discourse comes to blows), it is expected that howard will have no shortage of stories and debates to entertain and enlighten the runners in van #2, which howard will be guiding along the hills and countrysides of oregon. a west coaster for some time, the smell of the pacific is nothing new. god help the poor female runners who find themselves in the crosshairs of the good doctor’s charms.

tale of the tape:
name: howard in nyc
aka: doc, the good doctor, dr. hunglow
height: five foot 10 1/2 inches, give or take five inches
team role: driver, van #2, (197 miles, tied – easiest leg)
weight: about three pounds less than what hood* reports at any given time
10k potential: 11 minutes in driver’s seat of van on small country roads
hobbies: de-flowering, free lunches, de-flowering drug reps after free lunches
biggest question heading into event: where are we staying on friday night? (answer: behind the wheel of a rental van, doc)
most likely to: offer to share a room with Momma Pentagonz

next: spongebobninjapants!