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SpongeLikeNinja is a punk. I’m positive that when he goes into litigation situations, he goes in with an Armani Suit with the sleeves ripped off (because cutting them off isn’t punk enough) and a pink spike mohawk with a studded dog collar around his neck. What else would you expect from an associate with the law firm of Vicious, Ramone, Ramone, and Smith?

OK, so he just likes punk music, but you have to admit that would be a pretty badass law firm. Tell me you wouldn’t settle out of court to avoid the smashing of the jury box and the witness stand.

A denizen of the great northeast (using Hawaii as base point), SpongeLikeNinja is also an accomplished runner. He has simulated Hood To Coast conditions during training by running long distances, and then sitting in his car for hours at a time while talking to himself. The neighbors have called the authorities on more than one occasion.

Tale of the Tape:
Name: SpongeLikeNinja
AKA: SLN, The Caped Barrister
Height: you know by now
Weight: 183.72 pounds (approximately)
Team Role: Runner, Leg #12 (16.12 miles, 9th most difficult)
10k Potential: Can review one under retainer in under 200 billable hours
Hobbies: Visiting the Orthopedist, rocking out with his (too hot!) out
Biggest Asset to Team: Due Diligence
Most Likely To: Use his ninja skills to cut off five miles from his total distance

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