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Now how could I forget fair Dave? Maybe because he’s neither running nor driving, but rather just showing up for the fun parts? A real team player, that Dave. OOOH, I’ll just show up when it is convenient for me. How does that fit your schedule? If he complains about his knees aching he is liable to be killed.

That said, DaveinSeaside is bringing some heat, literally. Well, not literally, unless he transports a propane tank from Seattle. He will be fricaseeing, and braising, and searing left and right making a post-race brunch. Hopefully it will have the requisite amounts of grease to combat hangovers because there’s going to be so much beer drinking Saturday night howard is gonna get a contact drunk.

Tale of the Tape:
Name: DaveInSeattle
AKA: DiS
Height: Acrophobic
Weight: Divorced, so much lighter now
Team Role: Keymaster/Chef
10K Potential: Less than Michael Phelps
Hobbies: Bacon and Vodka Trafficking, Cameron Mills Worship, Bending People over the Sail Bag
Biggest Asset to Team: Tying Bolo ties
Most Likely To: Not need ibuprofen Sunday AM