Hood to Coast Profile #8 - TommyBoy
TommyBoy and Brian were the masterminds of our team. They took the time to crunch the numbers and come up with the running order that would be best for the team. After about seven minutes it was pretty clear to see that TommyBoy likes spreadsheets. He has a tatoo of an empty pivot table on his ass. Drop Data Items Here indeed.
TommyBoy spends his days doing high finance and his nights low finance, supplementing his income by giving investment advice to hobos. He eats PEG ratios for breakfast and defecates no-load mutual funds. It will shock you to know that maybe these profiles are not 100% accurate, but I've written this whole section and am not positive he works in finance. The way he makes love to Excel means it must be so.
TommyBoy kept us very abreast of his training regimen, including the Ipod Hits from his latest runs (he runs similar paces to Rassele). From this, we have learned that his taste in music is not very eclectic. What I mean by that is that it all, without exception, sucks.
Tale of the Tape:
Name: TommyBoy
AKA: The Thrilla Who's Vanilla
Height: Dead Horse
Waits: Tom
Team Role: Runner, Leg #3 (17.16 miles, 6th most difficult)
10K Potential: Currently banned from the SEC"s website for soliciting runners
Hobbies: (=VLOOKUP, 'Hobbies!'$A$1:$B$47,2,2,)
Biggest Asset To Team: Caged Wisdom DVD Set
Most Likely To: Hook up with a tranny at the afterparty
Next: Bobby Pentagonz!