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It’s the Monday after Week 2 so I will commence with my annual Peter King (Fatty McButterPants) bashing. I have never cared for his writing, his hyperbole, the worshipping of Brady and Farve, the stories about his kids, or just about anything he puts on paper.

So why, you ask, do I read his stuff? It’s very simple. He has access. Regardless of how poorly he writes, he has access to information that few others do. So while I can learn a little, it is always been tough to sort through the maze he writes.

But now he is making up new words and phrases.

•Ben Roethlisberger’s ouchy shoulder.

There is Doubtful, Questionable and now Ouchy on the weekly injury reports.

•Justin Tuck pulled an LT in St. Louis, velcroing an interception…

•In the span of six days, Broncs have scored 80 points and Jay Cutler has become a baby-faced closer.

• suspended their starriest player, Steve Smith, for the first two games of the season

• Coffeenerdness: Now this is sure to be a big hit with travelers coast to coast. Delta Sky Magazine interviewed me about coffee and took my picture with Bailey, the golden retriever, and you’ll see it — if you’re really, really lucky — in your seat-back pockets come November.