Dear Detroit Lions
by edwzipper on Sunday, December 28th, 2008 at 11:45pm

Congratulations, you have accomplished something no other team has ever done. You have gone 0-16. Instead of being mediocre, you have decided to take things to a greater level and have rivaled the Tampa Bay Bucs, circa 1976, as the worst team ever in the Super Bowl era of the NFL.
You did manage to at least rank #30 in offensive yards per game, managing to beat out those two Ohio teams. (and they had the benefit of playing each other).
Defensively you did manage a fantastic last place finish, based on yards per game. Your rushing defense was last in yards per game allowed. When it comes to suck, Lions you certainly are King.
While the Big Three are being bailed out, maybe the can slide the Lions some cash, so they can bribe some zebras. There is no other way.
Embrace you level of suck. Matt Millen certainly did.
