Nick Nolte is to Tom Browning as:
by Memphis Bengal on Monday, March 30th, 2009 at 10:23pm
A. Blanket is to couch
B. Leg is to arm
C. Hair is to shoe
D. Timepiece is to watch
Judging from Tom Browning’s unfortunate mug shot, I am going with choice (D). Browning, the former Cincinnati Reds pitcher (perfect game, World Series win in 1990, 123 career wins) and current Reds AA pitching coach, was jailed last Friday in Sarasota for failure to pay child support. And, well, Tom didn’t have a happy mugshot moment. Then again, who does?
Browning’s mugshot:

The Nolte standard for the genre:

Browning in happier times:

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