You Gotta Know Where the Line Is…
Bad Behavior, NFL | New Orleans Saints - Public urination - Suspension fetish
by Memphis Bengal on Monday, May 4th, 2009 at 06:35am

…when it comes to peeing in public. Apparently two New Orleans Saints did not:
New Orleans Saints wide receiver Biren Ealy and tight end Kolomona Kapanui were charged Sunday with obscenity, disturbing the peace and lewd conduct for allegedly being drunk, urinating in public and exposing themselves. The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests in a news release.
Two women, who weren’t identified, were riding in a vehicle when they reportedly saw Ealy and Kapanui urinating in the parking lot of an apartment complex around 12:42 a.m. Sunday, authorities said.
One of the women told Ealy to stop. Authorities said Ealy turned around while exposing himself and began making lewd comments. Moments later, Kapanui allegedly exposed himself to the driver of the vehicle and made lewd comments, the sheriff’s office said.
Now, in fairness, who asks someone in the middle of peeing to stop? At least, when they are not peeing in, say, your living room? That said, no matter how unreasonable the request might have seemed to the Saints players, the line that you shouldn’t cross is going ahead and waving your wangs at passers-by. Even ones who appear to be looky-loos.
